How is being a Christian like a pumpkin?
God picks you from the pumpkin patch, brings you in,
and washes all the dirt off of you.
Then he cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff.
He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc.
Then he carves you a new smiling face and
puts his light inside of you to shine for the world to enjoy.
Thanks for being part of the pumpkin patch.